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While we are waiting for Mer to calm down enough to talk about her excellent weekend, we bring you a meme, courtesy of cadhla.

If my life were or had a fandom...

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

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Good lines of the day:

"How's your paperwork today? Tromped on it lately?"

"Disclaimer: Well, no."

"Always strange, sending your best friend's girlfriend random pictures of cute cartoon bondage."

"Have some anthropology with your tirade."

"This is the first I'd heard of being named in your possible slashfic life, so I haven't really given the province of choice much thought."

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Apparently there's a meme where people do DVD-style commentary on their stories. I have big fear that I'm going to end up like that unclear on the concept guy on the Buffy DVD who tells you what's going to happen even though, you know, you're watching it. But if anybody has any questions I'm happy to try.

Mer