Following Seanan (and Josh) like the proverbial sheep

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My own crack at filking Cotton Mill Girls

She’s Donna Quixote

And I’m Sasha Pancho

And we battle the windmills every place that we go

Cause it’s hard times Windmill Girls, It’s hard times everywhere

It’s hard times, Windmill Girls,

Hard times, Windmill Girls

It’s hard times, Windmill Girls, hard times everywhere

They say it’s crazy

And they might be right

But this white trash lady’s

Gonna be a knight

Yeah it’s hard times Windmill Girls, It’s hard times everywhere

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The thing about windmills

Is they keep coming back around

And it’s hard to practice chivalry

In one horse towns

And it’s hard times Windmill Girls, It’s hard times everywhere

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We’re kinda short on villains

And we’re out of kings

But we’re up to our asses in recalcitrant things

So when you’re fighting your computer or your car or your phone

Call the Windmill Girls and you won’t mix it up alone!

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