I read this hours ago, but my wireless connection then turned into a bitch, so I tagged it to comment on later. It's now later enough, apparently, as I have a lovely connection, but I'm sort of sleepy, so forgive incoherence of a higher than normal level.
This was so funny that I drove the SO, who was trying to watch something on TV here in the motel room, nuts with the giggling. I'd already started with, "You bicker incessantly,, and when I got to:
"Don't any of you idiots read? This is the plot of half the terrible historical romances ever written. We're forced to pretend to be married to foil a dastardly plot, and the next thing you know, I'm bloody swooning, he's swooping me up in arms the size of a Volkswagen, and at the peak of simultaneous orgasm doves fly out of my arse. No bleeding way."
well, I was extremely grateful that I'd swallowed the wine.
Later, there were offers to both revive me and put me out of my misery. Or at least gag me, so someone could watch the TV. Anyhow. This is hilarious, and if I start quoting more favorite lines, I'll have the whole thing here, and that would be silly. Some of them have already been quoted above.
Great voices, too! I can hear them, I can see facial expressions and body language.
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Date: 2006-06-04 06:53 am (UTC)This was so funny that I drove the SO, who was trying to watch something on TV here in the motel room, nuts with the giggling. I'd already started with, "You bicker incessantly,, and when I got to:
"Don't any of you idiots read? This is the plot of half the terrible historical romances ever written. We're forced to pretend to be married to foil a dastardly plot, and the next thing you know, I'm bloody swooning, he's swooping me up in arms the size of a Volkswagen, and at the peak of simultaneous orgasm doves fly out of my arse. No bleeding way."
well, I was extremely grateful that I'd swallowed the wine.
Later, there were offers to both revive me and put me out of my misery. Or at least gag me, so someone could watch the TV. Anyhow. This is hilarious, and if I start quoting more favorite lines, I'll have the whole thing here, and that would be silly. Some of them have already been quoted above.
Great voices, too! I can hear them, I can see facial expressions and body language.