Torchwood: Children of Earth, Days 4 and 5

( Cut for spoilers and ranting. Don't click if this will harsh your squee. )

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I committed poetry in papersky's comments section. Reposted here for those of y'all who don't overlap.

Elf Insurance

If you lose your elf, we will replace it
or provide a pot of gold of equivalent value
up to the mean Rainbow Standard
adjusted for inflation.
Some exclusions apply.
Loss of elf must be due to natural
or unnatural disaster
(acts of the Smaller Gods included
for an additional fee).

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